SUNSHINE
Greenbelt 3, Cinema 2, April 9, 3:45pm
One of those (space travel films). May isang incident na hindi na sana isinama sa pelikula. The writer even pokes fun at a possible alien encounter but the material ends up with the old gimmickry. Sayang. Sobrang cool at hip pa naman ng mga images (trademark ng mga Danny Boyle films) to a point na na-sacrifice na ang believability.
Friends who might appreciate it: MTV generation peeps.
THE REAPING
Greenbelt 3, Cinema 1, April 10, 9:05pm
Another one of those (suspense/thriller films). The good thing about this film is that it doesn’t have to be too CGI-ish. Old school ang atake at may maturity ang pagkakadirek kaya hindi s’ya nakakainis panoorin. Unforgettable sa akin ang dalawang eksena: ‘yung bloody river at ‘yung locust scene na in-execute in broad daylight.
Friends who might appreciate it: those who wish to have a good chill while enjoying a bucket of popcorn.
Wednesday, April 11, 2007
Tuesday, April 03, 2007
The Office Tsismis Experiment
Last Friday, I brought along my IT friend named Zarah (a.k.a. Jong in our circle) with me in watching Repertory Philippines production of “Gaybirds”. We were with other four female officemates (mine). It was a fun experience for so many reasons. First and foremost, it was my first attempt to drag a friend and have her mingle with the rest of my colleagues. We even had a nice time drinking dark beer at Grappa’s right after the play.
Four days later, I’ve been bugged by some clever questions in the office confirming if I had a date last Friday. Almost the rest of the details are correct though: I paid for Jong’s ticket, we were in a separate table during dinner and yes, I treated her as if she’s date (what else should I do, I was a knight in shining armor wannabe decades ago). And then the envelope was sealed: Manny had a date last Friday!
OK, fine. It’s a good tsismis, by the way! How can I easily dismiss that? It feels good so let me handle that and linger on it for a while. The fleeting feeling, no matter how fake, is there. It just feels good. At least, at some point, people will stop pushing me to a cliff called “having a girlfriend” and for the better, the questions will now be “how did you meet?” and “how old is she?”.
Years back, I encountered the same scenario in my hometown. I was a victim of another positive tsismis that I will be availing a transfer student program to Canada. Wow. My friends were questioning me then why I was still in the province (as if they wanted to get rid off me).
Now, I’m having a conclusion that we hate tsismis only if it destroys us. It’s not really about telling the truth and being a Christian, etc. Everything boils down to, err, feeling. Given this premise, maybe I should start spreading good tsismis about my friends in the office then let me see what’s gonna happen.
Call this The Office Tsismis Experiment:
JENG got pregnant by a suave Korean breakdancer. The bees and the birds happened last end of February while Jeng was having a medical check-up at Makati Med. The guy was visiting a sick friend.
JOEL will soon leave Chicosci. Good Charlotte pirated him (too bad).
IAM and GE won a trip to Amsterdam to catch Incubus live in concert at the AJAX Arena, backstage pass included.
ERIK will soon own a perfume shop in Powerplant Mall. Nina agreed to be the image model.
RUTH was tapped to double for Shaina Magdayao in a soon to be launched fantaserye.
BEN is now the Cherifer model. His billboard will soon greet the commuters along EDSA.
JAMIH is the first male Fil-Chi to be a PBB grand winner. He’s selling the condo unit that he won for P500 only.
ALLAN is finally accepted at Westpoint. His first task is to spy on his all-time favorite blogger.
PAO was personally invited by kuya Germs to be a guest co-host along with John Nite.
SOCS no longer prefers doing IT consulting. She won an EOS 30D and she’s planning to open a studio in SM Mall of Asia.
PIPE was sexually harassed by Tim Yap while fitting a Team Manila shirt. He made a fortune by appearing at The Buzz.
HUBES is discovered for a Koreanovela while walking along Eastwood Mall wearing a basketball jersey.
EDRIK now owns a motel super complex in Makati.
TOPENG landed a job in Vegas as a stand-up comedian. He’s replacing James P. Connolly (I don't know him either).
JAY is gracing a pictorial for a new "product" from Vicky Belo.
BENE finally got his much-awaited “oo” from the girl of his dreams. They will soon explore Dublin for possibilities.
Four days later, I’ve been bugged by some clever questions in the office confirming if I had a date last Friday. Almost the rest of the details are correct though: I paid for Jong’s ticket, we were in a separate table during dinner and yes, I treated her as if she’s date (what else should I do, I was a knight in shining armor wannabe decades ago). And then the envelope was sealed: Manny had a date last Friday!
OK, fine. It’s a good tsismis, by the way! How can I easily dismiss that? It feels good so let me handle that and linger on it for a while. The fleeting feeling, no matter how fake, is there. It just feels good. At least, at some point, people will stop pushing me to a cliff called “having a girlfriend” and for the better, the questions will now be “how did you meet?” and “how old is she?”.
Years back, I encountered the same scenario in my hometown. I was a victim of another positive tsismis that I will be availing a transfer student program to Canada. Wow. My friends were questioning me then why I was still in the province (as if they wanted to get rid off me).
Now, I’m having a conclusion that we hate tsismis only if it destroys us. It’s not really about telling the truth and being a Christian, etc. Everything boils down to, err, feeling. Given this premise, maybe I should start spreading good tsismis about my friends in the office then let me see what’s gonna happen.
Call this The Office Tsismis Experiment:
JENG got pregnant by a suave Korean breakdancer. The bees and the birds happened last end of February while Jeng was having a medical check-up at Makati Med. The guy was visiting a sick friend.
JOEL will soon leave Chicosci. Good Charlotte pirated him (too bad).
IAM and GE won a trip to Amsterdam to catch Incubus live in concert at the AJAX Arena, backstage pass included.
ERIK will soon own a perfume shop in Powerplant Mall. Nina agreed to be the image model.
RUTH was tapped to double for Shaina Magdayao in a soon to be launched fantaserye.
BEN is now the Cherifer model. His billboard will soon greet the commuters along EDSA.
JAMIH is the first male Fil-Chi to be a PBB grand winner. He’s selling the condo unit that he won for P500 only.
ALLAN is finally accepted at Westpoint. His first task is to spy on his all-time favorite blogger.
PAO was personally invited by kuya Germs to be a guest co-host along with John Nite.
SOCS no longer prefers doing IT consulting. She won an EOS 30D and she’s planning to open a studio in SM Mall of Asia.
PIPE was sexually harassed by Tim Yap while fitting a Team Manila shirt. He made a fortune by appearing at The Buzz.
HUBES is discovered for a Koreanovela while walking along Eastwood Mall wearing a basketball jersey.
EDRIK now owns a motel super complex in Makati.
TOPENG landed a job in Vegas as a stand-up comedian. He’s replacing James P. Connolly (I don't know him either).
JAY is gracing a pictorial for a new "product" from Vicky Belo.
BENE finally got his much-awaited “oo” from the girl of his dreams. They will soon explore Dublin for possibilities.
Sunday, April 01, 2007
All You Need to Know About Mt. Pinatubo (You’ll be Reading it from this Blog Entry)
CHAPTER I: Manila to Tarlac
Since we reached Mt. Pinatubo all by public transpo, the details mentioned here will be inclined to that. First thing to do is to go to Capas, Tarlac. From Metro Manila, you can choose any bus heading to Lingayen, Dagupan or Baguio. It doesn’t matter much if it is via Concepcion or Mabalacat. We chose Victory Liner which has a station in Cubao along EDSA. You have two options there: a bus heading to Dagupan/Lingayen or to Pangasinan (Alaminos, I think). Both routes include a stop in Capas. This also means that you don’t have to wait for another 30 minutes in case you miss the bus for Route 1. Through a 6am ride, we reached Capas, our first destination, in roughly two hours. The bus stop, by the way, is not yet in the town proper. I was informed that it is called “Sto. Domingo” but you can refer to it as “junction”. There’s a big Caltex gas station there surrounded by KFC, Chowking, Mc Donalds and some carinderia (including a 24-hour resto called, err, Junction Panciteria, that serves bulalo and other Pinoy ulam).
From there, you need to go to Sta. Juliana Tourism Council located at Brgy. Sta. Juliana, still in Capas. Again, you have two options: take a tricycle ride to the “palengke” and take a jeepney ride there to Brgy. Sta. Juliana, or simply ask the manong tricycle driver to bring you to Brgy. Sta. Juliana (this was the option we took). The whole trip from the bus stop to the tourism center would take another 45 minutes to an hour.
Sta. Juliana Tourism Council, by the way, serves as your gateway to Mt. Pinatubo. This is the final stop for public transpos and this is where your 4x4 ride begins, as segued by some friendly military check-points. The center is where you have to log in (for tracking and security), log out, pimp a guide and pay for Conservation Fee.
CHAPTER II: The 4x4 Ride
From the Region 3 brochure that I got from the Hotair Balloon Fest, you may contact Manong Jude (0920-8035647) or Manong Edwin (0910-7227575) to rent a 4x4 (from Sta. Juliana to the starting point of your trek). The brochure also mentions that you can take a jeep over 4x4 but it will take an additional two hours of your trek time (not to mention that it’s less appealing for photo-ops, hehehe). Now, you have other possibilities on where you wish to be picked up by 4x4. For Manong Jude, you’ll be met at Brgy. Patling (right before Brgy. Sta. Juliana). For Manong Edwin, he has an option of having you picked up at Dau (this one’s more expensive but more convenient).
You can also rent a 4x4 right in the tourism council or from Mr. Pinatubo Spa Town (they have a P1,500-priced package that includes a day trip to the crater and a buffet lunch).
Tip: the 4x4 can accommodate a maximum of seven trekkers. But that’s jampacked. Six persons is the ideal capacity. Here’s the deal: the 4x4 is being rented on one price only so you have to divide the cost depending on how many trekkers are joining. The guide is normally hitched at the back of the vehicle so you don’t need to consider that for space.
CHAPTER III: Trekking
For the nth time, you have two options: the 2-hour trek or the 45-minute trek. The former is the “normal” trek. You have a nice view and of course, the fun. This was the trek we preferred and on our personal note, we took 2 hours and 30 minutes from where the 4x4 stopped up to the crater. The latter passes through a tollgate that the Koreans (same owners of the spa center) had made for its clients. If you didn’t get your 4x4 from Mt. Pinatubo Spa Town, you have to pay up an additional P500 just to get through. We were informed by our guide that you can outwit the toll by sneaking through early in the morning (where the tollgate person is not around yet).
The trek is easy. It’s flat except for the 40-degree 5-minute hike near the crater. The most challenging part is the sun so bring lots of sunblock and water. I suggest that you start the trek at early in the morning, say 6 or 7am or in the afternoon at 3pm. Expect to cross a couple of streams of different forms. This means that you can’t escape having your feet wet. On this regard: a pair of heavy duty hiking shoes is recommended. Or, if you’re sticking with your Mojos or Sandugos, expect some small pebbles to get in your sandals. Just wash them away when you get near a stream.
CHAPTER IV: Crater Experience
What you see in the pictures is definitely the same thing that you will get. Hmm, not quite so. When we saw the crater, the lake water was not emerald green. It was chocolate brown! The only reason we can theorize on this is that it was raining during that week and the weather somehow stirred the muddy layer of the lake. At night, we heard some rocks falling from the cliff and later, my friends had mistaken the crater lake to be boiling as if ready for eruption (a really evil thought since Phivolcs predicted a 2391 follow-up to the 1991 disaster). Too bad that I was heavily sleeping that night.
In the crater, you only have a camping space close to the main viewing deck and that’s it. You can put up a maximum of ten tents in the area. It isn’t that big for a big crowd. Then there are two portable toilets similar to the ones made by MMDA but bigger and in green. There’s a shelter near the toilets that looks like a waiting shed. And another shelter being constructed by the “occupants”. I heard that once it’s built, it will be open to the public for rent.
In the lake, you can swim (though Phivolcs is not advising this) and boat. There are some boats for rent docked beside the lake (which can be reached through a cemented stairs from the viewing deck/camping area).
CHAPTER V: Spa Town
Fresh from a tiring trek back to Capas, you deserve a nice spa/massage at Mt. Pinatubo Spa Town. It is located near the tourism council and the street is crowded with guides and 4x4 drivers waiting for tourists. Just approach any staff from this Korean-owned recreational establishment and be ready for some (decent) offers that you can’t resist.
They’ve got a Thai-Sweddish massage, a volcanic ash spa, mud pool and a buffet. We tried the volcanic ash thing for P500. The area is like a giant “pugon” with volcanic ash all over it (you’ll mistake it for sand). They’ve got “sleeping chambers” where you will be positioned to be covered with ash for good 30 minutes. Don’t feel guilty if you fall asleep. It must be the relaxing music speakered from all over the area. My colleague had noticed that the music resembles a theme song from a Korean telenovela.
If I got it right, the spa town caters for those who only wish to take a bath. I am not sure though how much they charge for that but I like their shower area. Clean and safe. They have lockers where a set of towel and a “uniform” (khaki shorts and gray t-shirt for massage, etc.) awaits.
We were also offered with a buffet that costs P350. That time, the menu includes one whole stuffed chicken plus ginseng and kimchi. We opted to go back to the junction where a big bowl of hot bulalo was waiting to be served at Junction Panciteria.
CHAPTER VI: Expenses
Here’s the rundown:
1. Bus ride from/to Manila/Capas – P146 (make it P292 for a back-and-forth trip)
2. Tricycle Ride from Capas bus stop to Brgy. Patling – P50 per person for a group of three
3. 4x4 rental – P3,000 (+ P500 because we asked the manong driver to bring us to the junction), divided by six, P584
4. Conservation Fee – P50 each
5. Guide Fee – P500 per day/night (we stayed in the crater overnight so, P1,000), again, divided by six, P167
6. Volcanic Ash Spa – P500
Since we reached Mt. Pinatubo all by public transpo, the details mentioned here will be inclined to that. First thing to do is to go to Capas, Tarlac. From Metro Manila, you can choose any bus heading to Lingayen, Dagupan or Baguio. It doesn’t matter much if it is via Concepcion or Mabalacat. We chose Victory Liner which has a station in Cubao along EDSA. You have two options there: a bus heading to Dagupan/Lingayen or to Pangasinan (Alaminos, I think). Both routes include a stop in Capas. This also means that you don’t have to wait for another 30 minutes in case you miss the bus for Route 1. Through a 6am ride, we reached Capas, our first destination, in roughly two hours. The bus stop, by the way, is not yet in the town proper. I was informed that it is called “Sto. Domingo” but you can refer to it as “junction”. There’s a big Caltex gas station there surrounded by KFC, Chowking, Mc Donalds and some carinderia (including a 24-hour resto called, err, Junction Panciteria, that serves bulalo and other Pinoy ulam).
From there, you need to go to Sta. Juliana Tourism Council located at Brgy. Sta. Juliana, still in Capas. Again, you have two options: take a tricycle ride to the “palengke” and take a jeepney ride there to Brgy. Sta. Juliana, or simply ask the manong tricycle driver to bring you to Brgy. Sta. Juliana (this was the option we took). The whole trip from the bus stop to the tourism center would take another 45 minutes to an hour.
Sta. Juliana Tourism Council, by the way, serves as your gateway to Mt. Pinatubo. This is the final stop for public transpos and this is where your 4x4 ride begins, as segued by some friendly military check-points. The center is where you have to log in (for tracking and security), log out, pimp a guide and pay for Conservation Fee.
CHAPTER II: The 4x4 Ride
From the Region 3 brochure that I got from the Hotair Balloon Fest, you may contact Manong Jude (0920-8035647) or Manong Edwin (0910-7227575) to rent a 4x4 (from Sta. Juliana to the starting point of your trek). The brochure also mentions that you can take a jeep over 4x4 but it will take an additional two hours of your trek time (not to mention that it’s less appealing for photo-ops, hehehe). Now, you have other possibilities on where you wish to be picked up by 4x4. For Manong Jude, you’ll be met at Brgy. Patling (right before Brgy. Sta. Juliana). For Manong Edwin, he has an option of having you picked up at Dau (this one’s more expensive but more convenient).
You can also rent a 4x4 right in the tourism council or from Mr. Pinatubo Spa Town (they have a P1,500-priced package that includes a day trip to the crater and a buffet lunch).
Tip: the 4x4 can accommodate a maximum of seven trekkers. But that’s jampacked. Six persons is the ideal capacity. Here’s the deal: the 4x4 is being rented on one price only so you have to divide the cost depending on how many trekkers are joining. The guide is normally hitched at the back of the vehicle so you don’t need to consider that for space.
CHAPTER III: Trekking
For the nth time, you have two options: the 2-hour trek or the 45-minute trek. The former is the “normal” trek. You have a nice view and of course, the fun. This was the trek we preferred and on our personal note, we took 2 hours and 30 minutes from where the 4x4 stopped up to the crater. The latter passes through a tollgate that the Koreans (same owners of the spa center) had made for its clients. If you didn’t get your 4x4 from Mt. Pinatubo Spa Town, you have to pay up an additional P500 just to get through. We were informed by our guide that you can outwit the toll by sneaking through early in the morning (where the tollgate person is not around yet).
The trek is easy. It’s flat except for the 40-degree 5-minute hike near the crater. The most challenging part is the sun so bring lots of sunblock and water. I suggest that you start the trek at early in the morning, say 6 or 7am or in the afternoon at 3pm. Expect to cross a couple of streams of different forms. This means that you can’t escape having your feet wet. On this regard: a pair of heavy duty hiking shoes is recommended. Or, if you’re sticking with your Mojos or Sandugos, expect some small pebbles to get in your sandals. Just wash them away when you get near a stream.
CHAPTER IV: Crater Experience
What you see in the pictures is definitely the same thing that you will get. Hmm, not quite so. When we saw the crater, the lake water was not emerald green. It was chocolate brown! The only reason we can theorize on this is that it was raining during that week and the weather somehow stirred the muddy layer of the lake. At night, we heard some rocks falling from the cliff and later, my friends had mistaken the crater lake to be boiling as if ready for eruption (a really evil thought since Phivolcs predicted a 2391 follow-up to the 1991 disaster). Too bad that I was heavily sleeping that night.
In the crater, you only have a camping space close to the main viewing deck and that’s it. You can put up a maximum of ten tents in the area. It isn’t that big for a big crowd. Then there are two portable toilets similar to the ones made by MMDA but bigger and in green. There’s a shelter near the toilets that looks like a waiting shed. And another shelter being constructed by the “occupants”. I heard that once it’s built, it will be open to the public for rent.
In the lake, you can swim (though Phivolcs is not advising this) and boat. There are some boats for rent docked beside the lake (which can be reached through a cemented stairs from the viewing deck/camping area).
CHAPTER V: Spa Town
Fresh from a tiring trek back to Capas, you deserve a nice spa/massage at Mt. Pinatubo Spa Town. It is located near the tourism council and the street is crowded with guides and 4x4 drivers waiting for tourists. Just approach any staff from this Korean-owned recreational establishment and be ready for some (decent) offers that you can’t resist.
They’ve got a Thai-Sweddish massage, a volcanic ash spa, mud pool and a buffet. We tried the volcanic ash thing for P500. The area is like a giant “pugon” with volcanic ash all over it (you’ll mistake it for sand). They’ve got “sleeping chambers” where you will be positioned to be covered with ash for good 30 minutes. Don’t feel guilty if you fall asleep. It must be the relaxing music speakered from all over the area. My colleague had noticed that the music resembles a theme song from a Korean telenovela.
If I got it right, the spa town caters for those who only wish to take a bath. I am not sure though how much they charge for that but I like their shower area. Clean and safe. They have lockers where a set of towel and a “uniform” (khaki shorts and gray t-shirt for massage, etc.) awaits.
We were also offered with a buffet that costs P350. That time, the menu includes one whole stuffed chicken plus ginseng and kimchi. We opted to go back to the junction where a big bowl of hot bulalo was waiting to be served at Junction Panciteria.
CHAPTER VI: Expenses
Here’s the rundown:
1. Bus ride from/to Manila/Capas – P146 (make it P292 for a back-and-forth trip)
2. Tricycle Ride from Capas bus stop to Brgy. Patling – P50 per person for a group of three
3. 4x4 rental – P3,000 (+ P500 because we asked the manong driver to bring us to the junction), divided by six, P584
4. Conservation Fee – P50 each
5. Guide Fee – P500 per day/night (we stayed in the crater overnight so, P1,000), again, divided by six, P167
6. Volcanic Ash Spa – P500
Per person (meals not included), the total is P1,643. A bit more pricey as compared to other treks but for me, it’s definitely worth the tan. Mage-erupt ka talaga sa tuwa!
Movie Digest # 009
BREAKING AND ENTERING
Glorietta 4, Cinema 4, March 25, 10:30pm
OK, it’s a Michael Minghella film. For sure you’re expecting an epic film like “The English Patient” or “Cold Mountain” but his latest opus is more of a “small film” (Scorsese once called “The Departed” an small film as well). Pati sa oras at lugar ay limitado rin ang pelikulang ito tungkol sa pinagtagpi-tagping buhay ng may buhay sa kasalukuyang London (specifically, sa King’s Cross, isang lugar na hindi malinis ang imahe). If you’ve seen the Sandra Bullock – Ben Affleck film “Forces of Nature”, the theme for “Breaking and Entering” then is not, though vaguely, new to you. Tungkol ito sa isang pamilya, teka, dalawang pamilya, na pinatibay ng sundot ng tadhana. Ang unang pamilya ay stereotype na merong ama, ina at anak, pero hindi pa ganap na matatag. Ang ikalawa naman ay binubuo lamang ng isang ina at isang anak na unti-unting nilalamon ng mga pangako ng isang dambuhalang itago na lang natin sa pangalang “London”. Nagustuhan ko ang storytelling part. Na-appreciate ko si Minghella bilang manunulat dito (maliban sa ilang eksena na masyadong “eksena”). Naikwento n’ya ang isang materyal na parang ikinukwento lamang ng kapit-bahay mo. But the film is not satisfying. Merong kulang o merong hindi na-heighten. O kung na-heighten man, sa isang banda naman ay nalusaw ang believability factor.
Friends who might appreciate it: those who had/are having/interested in having a taste of slice of life in the UK.
ANG M.O.N.A.Y. NI MR. SHOO-LI
Market! Market!, Cinema 3, March 27, 7:10pm
The intention is two-thumbs up (climaxed by a teary-eyed Mr. Shoo-Li delivering a monologue on our mistakes and the possible cure for improvement). But as a film, no, it’s no good. Even the jokes are mostly off and unrecyclable. Maybe the problem is with how the project could stand on its own given that the extras could only contribute their time and talent as, hmm, extras! If these generous artists (including the 90’s pop icon Jeric Raval) could commit more scenes like Leo Martinez as Congressman Manhik-Manaog, then the film could have been far more cohesive. But we can always blame Jun Urbano for not watching “Borat” (this is just a brave guess). And where are the Cumbacheros?
Friends who might appreciate it: those who miss “Mongolian Barbecue”.
TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES
Glorietta 4, Cinema 6, March 31, 9:20pm
Predictable but visually surprising. I thought it was so-so but I was compelled by how the film was framed and angled. Pampelikula ang vision at atake. Hindi nakakahon sa mala-TV na scope. I can say that some scenes are fresh and appealing to kids and adults alike.
Friends who might appreciate it: those who miss the cartoon series.
Glorietta 4, Cinema 4, March 25, 10:30pm
OK, it’s a Michael Minghella film. For sure you’re expecting an epic film like “The English Patient” or “Cold Mountain” but his latest opus is more of a “small film” (Scorsese once called “The Departed” an small film as well). Pati sa oras at lugar ay limitado rin ang pelikulang ito tungkol sa pinagtagpi-tagping buhay ng may buhay sa kasalukuyang London (specifically, sa King’s Cross, isang lugar na hindi malinis ang imahe). If you’ve seen the Sandra Bullock – Ben Affleck film “Forces of Nature”, the theme for “Breaking and Entering” then is not, though vaguely, new to you. Tungkol ito sa isang pamilya, teka, dalawang pamilya, na pinatibay ng sundot ng tadhana. Ang unang pamilya ay stereotype na merong ama, ina at anak, pero hindi pa ganap na matatag. Ang ikalawa naman ay binubuo lamang ng isang ina at isang anak na unti-unting nilalamon ng mga pangako ng isang dambuhalang itago na lang natin sa pangalang “London”. Nagustuhan ko ang storytelling part. Na-appreciate ko si Minghella bilang manunulat dito (maliban sa ilang eksena na masyadong “eksena”). Naikwento n’ya ang isang materyal na parang ikinukwento lamang ng kapit-bahay mo. But the film is not satisfying. Merong kulang o merong hindi na-heighten. O kung na-heighten man, sa isang banda naman ay nalusaw ang believability factor.
Friends who might appreciate it: those who had/are having/interested in having a taste of slice of life in the UK.
ANG M.O.N.A.Y. NI MR. SHOO-LI
Market! Market!, Cinema 3, March 27, 7:10pm
The intention is two-thumbs up (climaxed by a teary-eyed Mr. Shoo-Li delivering a monologue on our mistakes and the possible cure for improvement). But as a film, no, it’s no good. Even the jokes are mostly off and unrecyclable. Maybe the problem is with how the project could stand on its own given that the extras could only contribute their time and talent as, hmm, extras! If these generous artists (including the 90’s pop icon Jeric Raval) could commit more scenes like Leo Martinez as Congressman Manhik-Manaog, then the film could have been far more cohesive. But we can always blame Jun Urbano for not watching “Borat” (this is just a brave guess). And where are the Cumbacheros?
Friends who might appreciate it: those who miss “Mongolian Barbecue”.
TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES
Glorietta 4, Cinema 6, March 31, 9:20pm
Predictable but visually surprising. I thought it was so-so but I was compelled by how the film was framed and angled. Pampelikula ang vision at atake. Hindi nakakahon sa mala-TV na scope. I can say that some scenes are fresh and appealing to kids and adults alike.
Friends who might appreciate it: those who miss the cartoon series.